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CAT NEWS: DJ KITTY

thedailywhat:

Look At This Fucking Cat Video of the Day: Two cute cats engage each other in a friendly game of patty-cake.

Or “catty-cake,” if you will.

[tasteoff.]

CAT NEWS: reblogged!

(Source: thedailywhat)

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:

So instead of telling you how bummed out I am by strangers giving me the “someone Snooki’d that girl” face, I’ll let you in on what I think makes a good cat video.

1. Live sounds

I want to hear mewing, people. The more, the better. I don’t need ragtime dubbed over a cat playing with a watermelon. You aren’t Woody Allen. This isn’t Manhattan. 

2. Cats, plural, but not so many that we’re beyond reason

Why do you have that many kittens? You running a kitten mill? Wassup with that?

3. No cameos, please

I don’t really want to hear a lot out of you, lest know you exist. I don’t need to develop an internal monologue pondering what Surprise Kitten’s owner’s deal is. 

4. When cats run the show

How many times a day do you think this guy flushes the toilet solely for the entertainment of the cat? Maybe his landlord covers the water bill?

5. This little sausage

I’m pretty sure that kitten has some developmental problem causing the curvature of the spine and the sausage-ness, but shit, if that isn’t the cutest developmentally disabled cat I’ve ever seen…

CAT NEWS: Our first Cat News: OPINIONS post, reblogged from I Can See New York City From My House, sprinkles some fresh catnip on your video-ingesting brain. What do you think? Are you a cat? Do cats think? Holla.

Posted by CATSTRONAUT.

Cat News: Cats Count As Variables for Real World Nom-worthy Experiment.

The scientific method at its best.

Posted by CATSTRONAUT via Buzzfeed.

A CAT NEWS exclusive scoop!  Danzig is the new spokesman for Fresh Step kitty litter.  It’ll send your litterbox odors straight to hell!